Today, after witnessing the vague “advice” given to a lesbian in this column, I have decided to start a “Dear Lesbian” feature.
Feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to ask any lesbian-related questions and/or submit requests for topics. Dirt and I will be happy to answer, and we hope our lesbian readers will feel free to chime in with your thoughts also.
(Note: As a blanket cover-my-ass statement, note that everything I say on my blog is my opinion as a lesbian, and should never be considered as any sort of therapy or professional advice).
Today, I will start with addressing the lesbian’s question from the link above.
I will paraphrase the lesbian’s question to the advice columnist (you can read the entire question at the link above if you’d like, but it can be quickly summed up as follows):
Lesbian Question: “My girlfriend of 2 years recently had sex with a man. Should I take her back?”
The advice columnist at the link above gave some generic advice along these lines: “Blah blah blah, get some counseling, it’s not up to me to say, relationships are tough, blah blah blah“.
I can sum up the correct answer to this lesbian’s dilemma very quickly:
Correct Answer: No, you should not take her back. Run like the wind, sister. She is a Straightbian. Thank her for showing her true colors before you wasted any more precious years of your life, and hold your lesbian head up high as you’re escorting her sorry ass out the door. You deserve someone who will love you for you. You deserve a lesbian.
Sometimes, the answers in life are pretty darn obvious. This is one of those times.