What Straights Think Lesbians Eat VS What Lesbians Eat

A little Sunday humor…

The dirt from dirt

What Straight people think we eat:

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What Lesbians actually eat:

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What Straight people think we eat:

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What Lesbians actually eat:

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What Straight people think we eat:

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What Lesbians actually eat:

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What Straight people think we eat:

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What Lesbians actually eat:

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What Straight people think we eat:

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What Lesbians actually eat:

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Dirt and Mrs Dirt

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10 thoughts on “What Straights Think Lesbians Eat VS What Lesbians Eat

  1. Tee-hee-hee! I guess we won’t be offering you ‘coq au vin’ when you come to dinner.

    A verbatim conversation between me and my ‘mari’ a few months ago:

    Me: A couple of my old lesbian friends are staying in the Hotel Azul. I asked them round to eat tomorrow.
    Him: Jeez, have we got anything vegetarian in the freezer? We’re all out of lentils.

    Hmmm…

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  2. “Est-ce que tu aimes les moules?” It just means “do you like mussels”, but is understood everywhere in Europe (when asked by a woman) as a kind of ‘code’ for “are you a lesbian?”
    If you have Canadian friends, please do ask them whether they understand it in the same way.

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