To save myself, Dirt, and/or other real Lesbians from having the same argument with Straightbians, other straight “
feminists“, and various other assorted dillweeds on Twitter over and over and OVER, I wanted to do a general post to address the most common nonsense we encounter.
So, without further ado, here are the definitive answers to the common malarkey we hear from Straightbians, other straight “
feminists” and other assorted asshats:
Dirt and/or I and/or other Lesbians are “really male” and/or “really transgender“.
Seriously, folks: Are you really THAT stupid? (Hint: If you are dumb enough to tweet, retweet, like, and/or believe these lies: Sadly for you, you are officially a few fries short of a Happy Meal).
Both of our real identities have been revealed…long ago, and….drum roll, please….wait for it….wait for it….BOOM!:
We are BOTH Lesbians!
Here’s a helpful hint, Einstein: Try doing even just a tiny bit of basic research and using just a small smidgen of critical thinking skills, if you have any, to avoid looking like a completely vacuous air-headed dingbat by saying such foolish things in the future. (Or, alternatively: If the asinine shoe fits…go ahead and slip that stiletto right on, “
Furthermore, accusations that Lesbians are “really men” is a clear indicator that the accuser is a Straightbian. Why? Because it’s clear that she has no clue whatsoever how Lesbians communicate, look, act, or respond. So, keep talking, cupcake, you’re just proving out point with every dimwitted thing you say.
Dirt and I claim that Lesbians are not biologically female.
Sighing loudly. Nope. Learn to read. Learn to comprehend what you read. Learn to think. That is, if you can. Otherwise, shut up and leave the thinking to those who are smart enough to decipher what is actually being said: That Lesbians are different than STRAIGHT females. Geez.
Dirt and I hate straight women.
Again, no. (Really, what is wrong with some people’s ability to read and to comprehend what they read??). Refer to these posts which explain this misconception here and here.
Dirt and I harass, bully, threaten, dox, stalk, and/or have gotten people fired from their jobs (and other assorted variations of these lies).
Not just no, but HELL NO. No to all the above and to any/all other variations of this lie.
Calling a Straightbian a Straightbian is NOT harassment, bullying, etc.; rather, it is falsely called harassment, bullying, etc. because the truth hurts.
Bottom Line:If you find yourself so very threatened by someone else’s assessment of you that you stoop to spreading riDICKulous lies and/or creating DICKsgusting drama to prop up your own clearly-threatened weak ego, it’s a sure sign that YOU are not secure in your own (false) “
identity” as a “ Lesbian“.
Real Lesbians would simply respond directly. Real Lesbians are not threatened by being called a Straightbian. Why? Because real Lesbians know who we are and we don’t need anyone else’s approval.
So, if you find yourself OVERreacting to the point of making a total ass of yourself, it’s time to consider why what we are saying is so threatening to you. (Spoiler: You are looking more and more and MORE like a STRAIGHTBIAN with every hysterical OVERreaction).
Remember this same principle if you see someone else overreacting and outright lying in a similar manner: “Protesting too much” is an actual thing. And Straightbians doth protest way too much because they have built their entire lives (and, quite often, careers) on the LIE that they are “
Similarly, those who falsely claim that Dirt is “doxxing” transgender individuals are also wrong. Posting what is already posted publicly on the internet is not “doxxing”. Dirt is NOT publishing their real names, addresses, workplaces, and/or any other personal/private information, nor would she.
Again: Learn to THINK, people. Do some basic research of your own to come to a conclusion; my blog and Twitter account are both public, and so are Dirt’s. Whenever someone is just throwing out triggering accusations, without any actual examples/data/proof to back up what she is saying, you really need to consider the fact that there is a reason for the lack of details. And the reason is: It never happened. You are being actively lied to and manipulated, people. Wake up and smell the BS.
Dirt and I block people “because they asked a question or disagreed”.
No. People ask questions and disagree with us ALL THE TIME, yet we don’t block them all. Why? People who are polite and respectful and willing to engage in discussion (even civil disagreement) do NOT get blocked. Well, who gets blocked then? Rude/disrespectful people; lesbophobes; pornified accounts; people who just want to argue incessantly and clearly have no intention of having a discussion; people who lie about us; and those who continue to follow/support outright liars, lesbophobes, and other toxic people.
Dirt and I call everyone who disagrees with us a Straightbian.
Yet again: NO. So: Who do we call a Straightbian? Hmmmm….let’s all THINK about it now…yes, even those who are bringing up the rear, brain-power-wise…oh, yeah…right…STRAIGHTBIANS, that’s who! If we have called you a Straightbian, it’s simply because you exhibit many of the signs of being a Straightbian. If anyone in these posts here and here sound like you…oh yeah, cupcake, guess what? YOU ARE A STRAIGHTBIAN.
Dirt, I, and/or other Lesbians are “ugly”, “homely”, “mannish”, and/or any other insults to our physical appearance.
Some particularly mean-spirited individuals will stoop to insulting physical appearance. When this happens, such insults always say much more about the person who is doing the insulting than they do about the person/people being insulted.
If you choose to act in such an immature and toxic fashion, just know that your true, nasty, petty, mean colors show through more clearly with each and every insult you hurl.
People will eventually see you for what you really are. And Karma always sees you too.
Furthermore, insulting someone’s appearance is a sure sign that you do NOT have a coherent argument to offer regarding the actual topic of discussion.
And: For those who are falsely calling themselves “
feminist” and/or “ gender-critical“, faking copious concern about the transitioning of Lesbians, while clicking the “retweet” or “like” button on a tweet directly insulting the physical appearance of Lesbians: We see you as the hypocritical, fraudulent liars that you are. YOU are the problem.
Dirt and I don’t give a darn whether or not you like what we look like. Dirt and I are happy with ourselves and with each other. If you don’t like the way we (and/or other Lesbians) look, don’t look at us. Problem solved!
Here’s the thing: Reading what we write is completely optional. If you don’t like us, the way we look, who we are, and/or what we write, just go away. Far away. Now. Don’t let the door hit your sorry butt on the way out.
We trust that the REAL Lesbians who need to hear what we are saying will find us and will understand what we are saying…which, by the way, is exactly what Straightbians are afraid of.
Straightbians WANT us to shut up, because we are giving away their dirty little secrets.
But we are NOT writing for Straightbians AND we will never shut up.
Real Lesbians deserve the truth. And our message is for LESBIANS only.
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